Mallophobia
SYNOPSIS: Walking in a crowded shopping mall can be hazardous to mental health (especially for men).
More Specifics
Malls are places where big people get effectively slammed around by little people.
Normally the threat of physical consequences tends to improve certain kinds of manners.
Malls put people in a childlike, heedless state by beckoning them to bliss out on the goods.
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