Mallophobia

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by Robert Winter

SYNOPSIS:  Walking in a crowded shopping mall can be hazardous to mental health (especially for men).


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Malls are places where big people get effectively slammed around by little people.

 

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Normally the threat of physical consequences tends to improve certain kinds of manners.

 

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Malls put people in a childlike, heedless state by beckoning them to bliss out on the goods.

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(c) COPYRIGHT 1998 ROBERT WINTER.  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.


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