Mallophobia
by Robert Winter
SYNOPSIS: Walking in a crowded shopping mall can be hazardous to mental health (especially for men).
Malls are places where big people get effectively slammed around by little people.
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Normally the threat of physical consequences tends to improve certain kinds of manners.
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Malls put people in a childlike, heedless state by
beckoning them to bliss out on the goods. |
(c) COPYRIGHT 1998 ROBERT WINTER. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.