
It would be much more useful if certain people could just open their eyes to what they’re putting their non-human fellow denizens of this planet through, in their mindless fascination with making things go bang—especially when this involves deep, thunder-like booms.
Thunder
is a
sound that strikes mortal terror into almost every creature on
Earth—and for
good reason. The often fatal lightning strikes that tend to accompany
it are
impossible to outrun, or even see coming.
Millions of years of natural selection predispose almost
everything that
breathes to find loud, deep, booming noises unendurably frightening.
As
the detonation
of fireworks comes to accompany more and more celebrations which have
nothing
to do with commemorating a revolution whose success was enabled
by military victories, I believe it’s time to stop and ask ourselves a
fundamental
question:
Why in the world do so many people today associate explosions with happiness? After all, in real life, they’re more typically linked to dismemberment. Shouldn’t such a strange form of pleasure be regarded as an antisocial aberration—akin to pyromania or necrophilia?
Apparently,
some Americans are so deeply addicted to this bizarre type of turn-on
that
they’ve become unable to muster a reasonable amount of empathy for any
of the nearly
infinite number of other beings that are terrorized by it.
Sadly, this
seems often
to include their own household pets.
I’ve
also noticed
that setting off illegal fireworks tends to be more prevalent among
MAGA
Republicans, as well as other folks who say they care deeply about the
suffering of disabled military veterans—including ones whose injuries
take the less-obvious
form of PTSD. When
boom-bang addicts indulge
their strange tastes, are they genuinely
unaware
of the triggering effects these explosions can have on those who have
already
endured too many horrific things in the service of their country? Or that the sufferers are
likely to include their
own neighbors?
I
think it’s time for neighborhood-explosion junkies to bring
their actions
into line
with what they profess to be their deeper values.