Finding a place to live on campus or in neighboring Palo Alto
could
be difficult, so Stanford provided a housing clearinghouse for
new transfer students about a week before classes began, where we were
temporarily put up in a dormitory while we looked for longer-term
living arrangements. It was also a chance to get acclimated to the
college, and to quickly make some new friends among others who were in
the same position as ourselves.
I took full advantage of
everything the clearinghouse offered. This included noticing an
attractive blonde among a group of fellow students sitting on the
carpet of the dorm’s lounge area playing cards, or some sort of board
game. I asked if I could join, and soon learned the girl’s
name
was Kathy. I also found everyone in the group to be enjoyable
company, and the five of us quickly began doing a lot of things
together. When we were in the dorm, this included making
music—sometimes with me on my guitar leading everyone in singing, and
sometimes it was another guy in the group handling things on the piano.
One
evening we all piled into my old family hand-me-down Chevy for a jaunt
into San Francisco, which Kath, as a native of the Bay Area, already
knew fairly well. Among other things, we all clung to the
outside
bars of a cable car as it made its way up and down the impossibly steep
hills through various neighborhoods down to San Francisco Bay and back.
Once
back in my car again, we promptly got turned around, and Kath pointed
out a side street we could go up and make a three-point turn to reverse
direction.
My jaw dropped in disbelief. “That’s not a street,” I
spluttered. “That’s a wall!”
With
all four of the other occupants of my car sharing the same delusion
that it was a street, I had little choice but to go along with
them. I gingerly made my way up the concrete, and when it
came
time to attempt to change directions, I eased very gradually into the
turn, hoping the car would warn us (by creaks or groans or strange
preliminary movements) that it couldn’t possibly do what was being
asked of it BEFORE
it was fully perpendicular to our original path—and
then suddenly flopping onto its side, then its roof, then the other
side, and so on all the way down to the bottom.
By an
arcane quirk of physics that to this day, I have yet to comprehend, we
somehow accomplished the maneuver without totaling the car or
transforming ourselves into paraplegics, and everyone had a good laugh
at my expense.
I got the others in the group back for their
razzing on a subsequent day, when I drove us all to Santa Cruz along a
winding mountain road of a type that I’d gotten fairly expert on in the
Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, putting an under-powered family sedan
with preposterously soft, floaty suspension into curves where the body
leaned at maybe a thirty-degree angle while all tires screamed bloody
murder, at speeds you would have thought possible only in a full-on
racing car.
As I negotiated the first curve in this, uh,
spirited manner, the piano player dove immediately to the
floor.
But Kathy, perched on the front bench seat next to me, simply grinned
and told me I’d be a lot of fun to take a ride with in a sports car.
My appreciation for her grew considerably.